Master of the Seven Teas


Epic Maritime Skirmishes on a Teeny, Tiny, Teacup Scale!

Captain your miniature pirate ship, sink your enemies and use crazy power-ups including Shark, Squid and Ninjas in a bid to become the Master of the Seven Teas!

Battle through a complete single-player campaign, starting with a fully interactive tutorial, various bonus stages and more!

Take on human opponents in multi-player skirmishes, through various game modes such as Loot (become the richest pirate!), Guv’nor (Kidnap the guv’nor and hold them for ransom) or Last Pirate Sailing (traditional deathmatch, both free-for-all and team based). Or join forces in co-op game modes taking on wave-after-wave of enemy vessels in Armada, or battle the Kraken. All multi-player can be played with friends locally, or complete strangers online!

Coming soon to PC, Mac, OUYA, iOS, Android and Blackberry (OS10) devices!

The version, which the screenshots demonstrate, was built using Microsoft’s XNA toolset. As the future of XNA is unclear, with Microsoft having no plans for future releases (and the restriction on platforms we can hit).
We are taking this opportunity to create a brand new Seven Teas, re-building our technology, expanding on the original concept and allowing for full cross-platform experiences. One of the key features being that all platforms can play against any of the others!